Sorry

I'm so sorry I haven't been posting anything. But if anyone still reads my garbage and you have an instagram, follow me!!!! It's @lololove___
So I watched this movie "CyberBully" today with Emily Osmet and I think it pretty much sums up my life so watch that on Netflix or Youtube. So I've fallen victim to bullying lately but it gets better. Or so everyone says. Bullying isn't fun for the bully or the one who is being bullied. All these social networks weren't made for hurting other people. They were made for friends to talk and we have all used the internet to hurt someone, whether it was on purpose or accidently. So I apologize to all that I have hurt and I truly do apologize and you should do the same. No one was made to hurt other people so I know no matter how many times people say that bullying is wrong, it will NEVER end and I'm not asking for you to be nice to everyone but at least have the strength to apologize. School isn't for popularity or who has the most friends, its for learning and having fun so why does it happen? No one knows, but just stop because there is NEVER a reason to hurt anyone whether it be verbally, psychically, or cyberly (don't judge). Just because you see the opportunity to hurt someone, doesn't mean you should. I know someone named Sierra and she helped me with bullying and whatnot and if you feel as though you need to talk to her email me or post a comment on my instagram and I'll give u her name or something. Love you guys!! Stay Strong!!

-Logan

So hello hello. It is a Friday if you can see I did not blog on Wednesday. My dog has to get his leg amputated so that's just peachy keen. I am going through lots and lots of drama but is that what a blog is for??? (Somewhat) NOO!! It's not. It's for blogging and as the Blogger it is my job to make sure that you the Bloggee pays attention to EVERYTHING. I don't know why I put that there it just sounded good in my brain space. So today was a B day at my school and we had Advisory and talked about a survey we took. It was awkward and uncomfortable. But do I care about comfort??? (Somewhat) NOO!! I don't. See? That's why you should pay attention because I did that earlier. I know right now you're thinking, Yeah, yeah get to the book now! And I'm thinking you should shut up. So anyway I was going to talk about the game Slender Man which is so scary I want to leave my blog forever. But can I do that?? (Somewhat) NOO!! I can't. Yep did it again. Now you are being rick-rolled (not that I know what that means). Anyway, Slender Man is a game where you are a little girl in the forest looking 8 pages before a creepy guy, Slender Man, who has no face can find you. If you complete the game you shouldn't play again because the pages are ALWAYS in the same place so it's pretty irrelevant to play again. Do what you want. Do I care?? (Somewhat) NOO!! I don't. (Yes I do). You use A W S D to move and Left Shift to run and F for flashlight (I think). I haven't played in a while but I'm not sure I want to. I have only gotten as far as two pages before freaking out (even though Slender wasn't there) and leaving. I am a wuss, go on say it, Logan you are a wuss. Did you say it? Ehh I don't really care, or do I, or don't I, or do I, or do I don't I?? Hmm confused yet?  75875ewhreu7q345783574ruewoirdehfodsaiyufiewurieiru!!I!U!IUIUiuroieuroi!UIU!*&*ureiuoiutu
YOU'RE  name is poop 08outuretirutorwutwrotureoutoi!!!!!!!!!!!! What about now? NO?? Whatever I'm leaving. You're mean. Meanie.
-Logan

How long can school get nobody wants to be here!! Have you heard little gremlins there might not me school tomorrow, there might be a snow storm. I so hope that happens because to tell you the truth I am EXHAUSTED! Well to put away your boredom here are the next two chapters of my story. For a while I might not post the story because I still have to add to it but I will try my best to pleaseth you in ways where you are like TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS BLOG!!! I have this assignment where we have to do an instructional project so maybe one day I will make one for like food or hair or nails or even drawing (which I suck at so probably not). But here it is:

                                                                   Chapter 2

          Lucas never really talks to me he only talks to me when he says hi or excuse me (what a gentlemen). His whole family is weird now that I think about it, but that is a whole nother story.

          Well guess what happened at school today! I got an invitation to… LUCAS’ PARTY YAY! ISN’T THAT COOL; WHY AM I STILL TALKING IN CAPS LOCKS? Oh well I can’t wait… OH MY GLOB… WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR?! I know I will go to the mall and I will wear the cutest clothes! Soo want to help me? Oh who cares; you’re coming! Here we are at the mall. No, no, seen that, worn that, guh-ross, nasty, ok who would put that in a store? I don’t what to wear there is noth… look that’s the one, the purple shining, and the strapless: that’s the one! I am definitely looking the best. Only one problem… It’s like a kajillion dollars!! I’ve got to find a way to get that dress. It will be mine. Oh wait!! As I was passing I say a “hiring” sign at the Forever 21 store to dress the mannequins. I can totally do that! I heard those jobs pay like fifty dollars an hour!! Purple-shining-strapless dress; here I come!!

                                                Chapter 3

       Wow, I never realized it but Forever 21 is really big!! So far with the money I had and the money I earned, I have two hundred and twenty three dollars and the dress is only five hundred dollars. That’s great!! The party is in four days and if I work extra hours I can have the dress by tomorrow!! You won’t believe what just happened. Lucas walked and he started TALKING to me! EEEE!! Here’s how it happened.

“Hey Christi, I didn’t know you worked here,”

“Oh yeah, hey Lucas, yeah I just started yesterday,”

“So are you coming to my party on Saturday?”

“TOTAL- uh yeah, yeah, I’m coming,”
“So what do you do here?”

“Um are you sure you want to know?”
“Why, is it bad?”

“Well it’s not bad-bad, it more as: something that you don’t usually see someone from your school doing.”

“Come on it can’t be that bad,”

“I dress the mannequins”

“Well it’s not that bad; it’s actually kind of cool,”

“Thanks. Hey where’s Vanessa?”

“Oh, yeah I didn’t go over to her house she and I have been having-having problems.”

“Oh, sorry. Let’s change the subject,”

“Actually I’ve got to go, but I’ll see you tomorrow?”

“Yeah, see you!”

OMG, OMG!! Can you believe that?? That was the longest conversation I’ve ever had with Lucas. But I wonder why he left after I brought up Vanessa? Who cares?? I can’t wait for the party. Well time to close up. Let me go check on the purple dress now. OMG! There’s another one and its five hundred dollars too!! I am totes getting that one. It’s blue and has one strap and- it’s actually five THOUSAND dollars. Never mind. I’ll stick with the purple dress because that one is still pretty too. Wait a minute is that… VANESSA! This is how our conversation went.

“Vanessa? Is that you?”

“What do you want Christi?”

“Nothing, nothing I just was wondering why you were here. Lucas said…”

“Lucas!!! Why were you talking to him??”

“Well uh-you see…”

“UGH, I can’t believe you!!”

“No wait. Sorry I lied. I meant to say Luca, not Lucas. Sorry.”

“Come on, do you really think I’m that stupid?”
“No. In fact there he is. LUCA! Over here!!”

“Um Christi, are you okay?”

“Yes Vanessa, I’m fine. You know what nothing happened. I was just being stupid.”

“Of course you were!!”

“Yeah, thanks, bye!!”

“Whatever.”

That’s pretty much how it went but WHO cares (again)?? Not me!! Guess what?? I have four hundred and fifty dollars and its fifty dollars an hour. So by the end of tomorrow I should have six hundred and fifty dollars. SQUEE!! The party’s tomorrow and I will have the dress by today!! If you can’t tell (and I’m sure you can) … I’m EXCITED!!

I hope you liked that because it was good to me! I will write and add more and hopefully have six chapters by next week so I have enough to post. Comment and tell me what you think about the story so far; should I give up, keep writing, after this write more books? What doth thou thinketh?

-Logan 

 

I can't believe it!

How's it going. Can you believe it's already March?! It's crazy. It seems like just two days ago it was February (which it was)!!! I have a present for you my little followers. Since it is a new month I am going to let you preview my book! Yay!!! Right? RIGHT?? So here is the first chapter

Chapter 1

Hi, my name is Christi; I have a secret crush on this boy Lucas. He is so h-o-t-t hot (I know that is not how to spell hot but who cares right?)! Lucas has a girlfriend her name is Vanessa. Everyone worships her like a little girl loves tea parties, dumb right? Lucas comes from a very wealthy family but that is not why I like him; that would be soo selfish. He is a little weird though; for four reasons: 1) His eyes change color every day. 2) He never talks at gym. 3) He has a band who is supposed to be popular but no one has ever heard it. And 4) He goes straight home every day; you’d think a hunk like him would be busy every day.

Now back to Vanessa; we used to be besties, but things changed. It all started last year when my birthday party was happening. She had just arrived and we were playing games, talking, and eating. Vanessa went to the bathroom and messed up all the cabinets, rugs, and toilet. She blamed it on me because she didn’t want to get in trouble. Every one believed her. First of all why would I ruin my own bathroom, and why would I ruin my party? Some people just don’t think things through.

Anyway; back to Lucas.

A WAY to uncovered cheerleader

Yodee yodee yo!!! So another day of 
S: seven
C: crappy
H: hours
O: of
O: our 
L: lives

My school

WASTED!! If I didn't mention it recently (which I'm sure I didn't) I am in my school's musical, it's High School Musical (the first one). Yay. I have two parts; a cheerleader and Ms. Teeny (the math teacher) "Wow, pretty pathetic parts." you might say and any other time I would've agreed with you and said, "I know, gag me with a spoon." but now if you said that I would say "Go!! Leave me!! Rinse your mouth with soap!!" with a Russian accent. We dance and sing and talk. Ms. Teeny has three lines (literally) and the cheerleader just sings and dances. "WHAT!?!" you say? "You have TWO parts? How do you do it!?!" well I would say, "STOP YELLING YA NITWIT!!!" and that would hurt your feelings I bet, but you know what? Does this look like a face that cares? '---'. No, no it does not. Anyways my two characters are not on the stage at the same time so I will not have an issue but I might have to wear a cheer leading outfit and then a cheer leader skirt that doesn't look too pippy and a button down shirt and just take off the button down when I do the Goooooo WILDCATS!!! You know the usshhh. Whatever I don't know how to spell it. Up above is a cheerleader and if I EVER looked like that my dad would be all, "Go be someone else 's daughter and I would be all, "FINE. I wanted another family anyway, but still send me money on my birthday!!" and then WE'D be all, "I'm SORRY!! *sob sob" GUESS WHAT?!?!!? One day I am going to do a (drum-roll please) a Vlog. That's video blog for all you nobodies who don't get out much and don't know what things stand for. My computer is SO confusing by the way (just felt like saying this) one minute it's like 2 hrs. 8 min. left for battery then 3 hrs. 5 min. then 2 hrs. 8 min. then 4 hrs. 9 min. then 3 hrs. 53 min. then 4 hrs. 18 min. It's like PICK A BATTERY type thing and stay there. Upp, CHANGED AGAIN!! Crappy little crapper. Whatever. Back to the subject (what was the subject) CHANGED AGAIN! (I will stop that now) Have you ever heard of Spotify because if you have then good for you man, good for you. Wait I have to change the subject. So one day in Science I was looking through these word searches and I found one for Valentine's Day but it was like in 3-D so you couldn't read ANYTHING but it was kind of eligible. But anyway this boy tried it and I was like, "If you find a word I will praise you forever." so he started going through it like a boss and he found FOUR words and I was like, "MASTER WHAT DO YOU NEED?" it was CRAY!! but it was cool so yeah I had to change the subject to tell you that. Also today during elective this boy broke his nose in P.E. I don't really know all the deets (details) but when I do I will tell you if that's okay with the boy (which it probably will be I'll tell him, "The people wanna know!!" That'll convince him. (I'm pretty sure. Oh yeah! Parenthesis in parenthesis!)
Okay I'm done now.
Goodnight.
-Logan

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YO, YO, YO, YOU!! What up? How's it going?!?! So if you have EVER done History Fair you know how depriving of life it is. "History Fair is SOO FUN!!" said no one ever. Right now I am so stressed because we have homework and History Fair and I just wanna die but I'm not gonna. So today I have been thinking about finishing up chapter 5 of my book that I was talking about but I'm so stressed I just don't know. What should I do?? I know. Not care. So in math I had to be the teacher while the actual teacher walked out and that girl I was talking about before. She called me 'Ms. McCollum'. I was like is she not mad at me anymore? I don't even know. This is so confusing. Some people think, "Oh sixth grade was a cinch!"and I'm like obviously you haven't gone to my school!! I don't know what is going on, I also don't know what this entry is about I feel like I said all I had to say, I said yesterday. Sometimes it's like no one cares you know? And then I'm thinking, you know what you probably don't care. And sometimes that's okay. Above if you noticed I put up a picture. I told you I would do that and I did. So there. I have told you something and I kept my promise. I have been doing a lot of brain teasing (brain teasing, that's a weird word. Try saying that out loud) and I thought life is stressful ALL the time and no one can help you make it less stressful but yourself. Think about all we have is each other and if we are stressed all the time we miss out on all the good things so go to the link above and take a load off.
-Logan

This would be the cover for my book.

This is the book that I didn't write.

Hi, hey, what up, is cheese good, my man, up high, down low, you look like crap. All these things, we greet people like and then we have the common, I know what you did last summer kind of greet and then that's when you would say, "Stalkers need to eat more soup, (so in a Russian accent say) EAT YOUR SOUP, EAT YOUR SOUP!!" Then you just walk away all smooth like and never again care. But really people let's get to the good stuff. This is my second entry in one day. "WHAT!" you say? "Her second entry, in one day?? AND it's not even WEDNESDAY??" Well the truth is my friends I have not been busy, not being busy gives me free time and free time means more time for the no ones that read my entries. Not that you aren't no one because I am sure you're someone. I'm pretty sure you're on the grid. But anyway back to business. I am recently read a book called The Encyclopedia of Me by Karen Rivers and it is the best book EVER!!! You should really go to a local library or go anywhere where there are books for rent and or sale and get this book.In a few years part of this entry will be completely USELESS. Just a second ago that girl started some more drama because I 'copied' her by posting something that she did and when I looked in her profile I did not see a post like it so I typed SUPER fast and told her stuff and I said wrong grammar. But did I care? I did not. That was in the book the: But did I care? I did not. part I just wrote. Also that book I am writing I want something really cool for the cover. I might be lazy and just find something off the webernet to use. Like the key above. Well that was a lot of typing and probs a lot of reading for you so I will leave you with a very good quote a wise man once said.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!
-Santa Claus 
-Logan