So hello hello. It is a Friday if you can see I did not blog on Wednesday. My dog has to get his leg amputated so that's just peachy keen. I am going through lots and lots of drama but is that what a blog is for??? (Somewhat) NOO!! It's not. It's for blogging and as the Blogger it is my job to make sure that you the Bloggee pays attention to EVERYTHING. I don't know why I put that there it just sounded good in my brain space. So today was a B day at my school and we had Advisory and talked about a survey we took. It was awkward and uncomfortable. But do I care about comfort??? (Somewhat) NOO!! I don't. See? That's why you should pay attention because I did that earlier. I know right now you're thinking, Yeah, yeah get to the book now! And I'm thinking you should shut up. So anyway I was going to talk about the game Slender Man which is so scary I want to leave my blog forever. But can I do that?? (Somewhat) NOO!! I can't. Yep did it again. Now you are being rick-rolled (not that I know what that means). Anyway, Slender Man is a game where you are a little girl in the forest looking 8 pages before a creepy guy, Slender Man, who has no face can find you. If you complete the game you shouldn't play again because the pages are ALWAYS in the same place so it's pretty irrelevant to play again. Do what you want. Do I care?? (Somewhat) NOO!! I don't. (Yes I do). You use A W S D to move and Left Shift to run and F for flashlight (I think). I haven't played in a while but I'm not sure I want to. I have only gotten as far as two pages before freaking out (even though Slender wasn't there) and leaving. I am a wuss, go on say it, Logan you are a wuss. Did you say it? Ehh I don't really care, or do I, or don't I, or do I, or do I don't I?? Hmm confused yet?  75875ewhreu7q345783574ruewoirdehfodsaiyufiewurieiru!!I!U!IUIUiuroieuroi!UIU!*&*ureiuoiutu
YOU'RE  name is poop 08outuretirutorwutwrotureoutoi!!!!!!!!!!!! What about now? NO?? Whatever I'm leaving. You're mean. Meanie.
-Logan

How long can school get nobody wants to be here!! Have you heard little gremlins there might not me school tomorrow, there might be a snow storm. I so hope that happens because to tell you the truth I am EXHAUSTED! Well to put away your boredom here are the next two chapters of my story. For a while I might not post the story because I still have to add to it but I will try my best to pleaseth you in ways where you are like TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS BLOG!!! I have this assignment where we have to do an instructional project so maybe one day I will make one for like food or hair or nails or even drawing (which I suck at so probably not). But here it is:

                                                                   Chapter 2

          Lucas never really talks to me he only talks to me when he says hi or excuse me (what a gentlemen). His whole family is weird now that I think about it, but that is a whole nother story.

          Well guess what happened at school today! I got an invitation to… LUCAS’ PARTY YAY! ISN’T THAT COOL; WHY AM I STILL TALKING IN CAPS LOCKS? Oh well I can’t wait… OH MY GLOB… WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR?! I know I will go to the mall and I will wear the cutest clothes! Soo want to help me? Oh who cares; you’re coming! Here we are at the mall. No, no, seen that, worn that, guh-ross, nasty, ok who would put that in a store? I don’t what to wear there is noth… look that’s the one, the purple shining, and the strapless: that’s the one! I am definitely looking the best. Only one problem… It’s like a kajillion dollars!! I’ve got to find a way to get that dress. It will be mine. Oh wait!! As I was passing I say a “hiring” sign at the Forever 21 store to dress the mannequins. I can totally do that! I heard those jobs pay like fifty dollars an hour!! Purple-shining-strapless dress; here I come!!

                                                Chapter 3

       Wow, I never realized it but Forever 21 is really big!! So far with the money I had and the money I earned, I have two hundred and twenty three dollars and the dress is only five hundred dollars. That’s great!! The party is in four days and if I work extra hours I can have the dress by tomorrow!! You won’t believe what just happened. Lucas walked and he started TALKING to me! EEEE!! Here’s how it happened.

“Hey Christi, I didn’t know you worked here,”

“Oh yeah, hey Lucas, yeah I just started yesterday,”

“So are you coming to my party on Saturday?”

“TOTAL- uh yeah, yeah, I’m coming,”
“So what do you do here?”

“Um are you sure you want to know?”
“Why, is it bad?”

“Well it’s not bad-bad, it more as: something that you don’t usually see someone from your school doing.”

“Come on it can’t be that bad,”

“I dress the mannequins”

“Well it’s not that bad; it’s actually kind of cool,”

“Thanks. Hey where’s Vanessa?”

“Oh, yeah I didn’t go over to her house she and I have been having-having problems.”

“Oh, sorry. Let’s change the subject,”

“Actually I’ve got to go, but I’ll see you tomorrow?”

“Yeah, see you!”

OMG, OMG!! Can you believe that?? That was the longest conversation I’ve ever had with Lucas. But I wonder why he left after I brought up Vanessa? Who cares?? I can’t wait for the party. Well time to close up. Let me go check on the purple dress now. OMG! There’s another one and its five hundred dollars too!! I am totes getting that one. It’s blue and has one strap and- it’s actually five THOUSAND dollars. Never mind. I’ll stick with the purple dress because that one is still pretty too. Wait a minute is that… VANESSA! This is how our conversation went.

“Vanessa? Is that you?”

“What do you want Christi?”

“Nothing, nothing I just was wondering why you were here. Lucas said…”

“Lucas!!! Why were you talking to him??”

“Well uh-you see…”

“UGH, I can’t believe you!!”

“No wait. Sorry I lied. I meant to say Luca, not Lucas. Sorry.”

“Come on, do you really think I’m that stupid?”
“No. In fact there he is. LUCA! Over here!!”

“Um Christi, are you okay?”

“Yes Vanessa, I’m fine. You know what nothing happened. I was just being stupid.”

“Of course you were!!”

“Yeah, thanks, bye!!”

“Whatever.”

That’s pretty much how it went but WHO cares (again)?? Not me!! Guess what?? I have four hundred and fifty dollars and its fifty dollars an hour. So by the end of tomorrow I should have six hundred and fifty dollars. SQUEE!! The party’s tomorrow and I will have the dress by today!! If you can’t tell (and I’m sure you can) … I’m EXCITED!!

I hope you liked that because it was good to me! I will write and add more and hopefully have six chapters by next week so I have enough to post. Comment and tell me what you think about the story so far; should I give up, keep writing, after this write more books? What doth thou thinketh?

-Logan 

 

I can't believe it!

How's it going. Can you believe it's already March?! It's crazy. It seems like just two days ago it was February (which it was)!!! I have a present for you my little followers. Since it is a new month I am going to let you preview my book! Yay!!! Right? RIGHT?? So here is the first chapter

Chapter 1

Hi, my name is Christi; I have a secret crush on this boy Lucas. He is so h-o-t-t hot (I know that is not how to spell hot but who cares right?)! Lucas has a girlfriend her name is Vanessa. Everyone worships her like a little girl loves tea parties, dumb right? Lucas comes from a very wealthy family but that is not why I like him; that would be soo selfish. He is a little weird though; for four reasons: 1) His eyes change color every day. 2) He never talks at gym. 3) He has a band who is supposed to be popular but no one has ever heard it. And 4) He goes straight home every day; you’d think a hunk like him would be busy every day.

Now back to Vanessa; we used to be besties, but things changed. It all started last year when my birthday party was happening. She had just arrived and we were playing games, talking, and eating. Vanessa went to the bathroom and messed up all the cabinets, rugs, and toilet. She blamed it on me because she didn’t want to get in trouble. Every one believed her. First of all why would I ruin my own bathroom, and why would I ruin my party? Some people just don’t think things through.

Anyway; back to Lucas.