Thursday, February 28, 2013

A WAY to uncovered cheerleader
Yodee yodee yo!!! So another day of 
S: seven
C: crappy
H: hours
O: of
O: our 
L: lives
My school
WASTED!! If I didn't mention it recently (which I'm sure I didn't) I am in my school's musical, it's High School Musical (the first one). Yay. I have two parts; a cheerleader and Ms. Teeny (the math teacher) "Wow, pretty pathetic parts." you might say and any other time I would've agreed with you and said, "I know, gag me with a spoon." but now if you said that I would say "Go!! Leave me!! Rinse your mouth with soap!!" with a Russian accent. We dance and sing and talk. Ms. Teeny has three lines (literally) and the cheerleader just sings and dances. "WHAT!?!" you say? "You have TWO parts? How do you do it!?!" well I would say, "STOP YELLING YA NITWIT!!!" and that would hurt your feelings I bet, but you know what? Does this look like a face that cares? '---'. No, no it does not. Anyways my two characters are not on the stage at the same time so I will not have an issue but I might have to wear a cheer leading outfit and then a cheer leader skirt that doesn't look too pippy and a button down shirt and just take off the button down when I do the Goooooo WILDCATS!!! You know the usshhh. Whatever I don't know how to spell it. Up above is a cheerleader and if I EVER looked like that my dad would be all, "Go be someone else 's daughter and I would be all, "FINE. I wanted another family anyway, but still send me money on my birthday!!" and then WE'D be all, "I'm SORRY!! *sob sob" GUESS WHAT?!?!!? One day I am going to do a (drum-roll please) a Vlog. That's video blog for all you nobodies who don't get out much and don't know what things stand for. My computer is SO confusing by the way (just felt like saying this) one minute it's like 2 hrs. 8 min. left for battery then 3 hrs. 5 min. then 2 hrs. 8 min. then 4 hrs. 9 min. then 3 hrs. 53 min. then 4 hrs. 18 min. It's like PICK A BATTERY type thing and stay there. Upp, CHANGED AGAIN!! Crappy little crapper. Whatever. Back to the subject (what was the subject) CHANGED AGAIN! (I will stop that now) Have you ever heard of Spotify because if you have then good for you man, good for you. Wait I have to change the subject. So one day in Science I was looking through these word searches and I found one for Valentine's Day but it was like in 3-D so you couldn't read ANYTHING but it was kind of eligible. But anyway this boy tried it and I was like, "If you find a word I will praise you forever." so he started going through it like a boss and he found FOUR words and I was like, "MASTER WHAT DO YOU NEED?" it was CRAY!! but it was cool so yeah I had to change the subject to tell you that. Also today during elective this boy broke his nose in P.E. I don't really know all the deets (details) but when I do I will tell you if that's okay with the boy (which it probably will be I'll tell him, "The people wanna know!!" That'll convince him. (I'm pretty sure. Oh yeah! Parenthesis in parenthesis!)
Okay I'm done now.
Goodnight.
-Logan

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

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YO, YO, YO, YOU!! What up? How's it going?!?! So if you have EVER done History Fair you know how depriving of life it is. "History Fair is SOO FUN!!" said no one ever. Right now I am so stressed because we have homework and History Fair and I just wanna die but I'm not gonna. So today I have been thinking about finishing up chapter 5 of my book that I was talking about but I'm so stressed I just don't know. What should I do?? I know. Not care. So in math I had to be the teacher while the actual teacher walked out and that girl I was talking about before. She called me 'Ms. McCollum'. I was like is she not mad at me anymore? I don't even know. This is so confusing. Some people think, "Oh sixth grade was a cinch!"and I'm like obviously you haven't gone to my school!! I don't know what is going on, I also don't know what this entry is about I feel like I said all I had to say, I said yesterday. Sometimes it's like no one cares you know? And then I'm thinking, you know what you probably don't care. And sometimes that's okay. Above if you noticed I put up a picture. I told you I would do that and I did. So there. I have told you something and I kept my promise. I have been doing a lot of brain teasing (brain teasing, that's a weird word. Try saying that out loud) and I thought life is stressful ALL the time and no one can help you make it less stressful but yourself. Think about all we have is each other and if we are stressed all the time we miss out on all the good things so go to the link above and take a load off.
-Logan

Tuesday, February 26, 2013


This would be the cover for my book.
This is the book that I didn't write.
Hi, hey, what up, is cheese good, my man, up high, down low, you look like crap. All these things, we greet people like and then we have the common, I know what you did last summer kind of greet and then that's when you would say, "Stalkers need to eat more soup, (so in a Russian accent say) EAT YOUR SOUP, EAT YOUR SOUP!!" Then you just walk away all smooth like and never again care. But really people let's get to the good stuff. This is my second entry in one day. "WHAT!" you say? "Her second entry, in one day?? AND it's not even WEDNESDAY??" Well the truth is my friends I have not been busy, not being busy gives me free time and free time means more time for the no ones that read my entries. Not that you aren't no one because I am sure you're someone. I'm pretty sure you're on the grid. But anyway back to business. I am recently read a book called The Encyclopedia of Me by Karen Rivers and it is the best book EVER!!! You should really go to a local library or go anywhere where there are books for rent and or sale and get this book.In a few years part of this entry will be completely USELESS. Just a second ago that girl started some more drama because I 'copied' her by posting something that she did and when I looked in her profile I did not see a post like it so I typed SUPER fast and told her stuff and I said wrong grammar. But did I care? I did not. That was in the book the: But did I care? I did not. part I just wrote. Also that book I am writing I want something really cool for the cover. I might be lazy and just find something off the webernet to use. Like the key above. Well that was a lot of typing and probs a lot of reading for you so I will leave you with a very good quote a wise man once said.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!
-Santa Claus 
-Logan
Hey, hey, hey!!!!! So I was in Media Lit and we were talking about blogs and Genesis and I were looking at dream blogs!!! Cool right? It is! Basically the whole class is gonna start blogging but I hope not EVERYBODY uses blogger because that would be-be NO!! Not gonna work in this lifetime unh-unh. No thank you! Now that I have made myself clear... off to SCIENCE!!!
-Logan

Saturday, February 16, 2013

This is my dog, Tabasco.
Hi again! Today I know it is a Sunday but since I have a FOUR day weekend I decided to make another bloggy-blog. Today it is six days from my birthday so that is exciting. I am also writing a book entitled ("entitled" look at me using a fancy word!) The Key to His Heart. Maybe one day I will show you all the unfinished copy of it, but for now I wanted to show you a picture of my dog. That's him. Tabasco. That was him before the injury. I don't have one for after the injury. I also don't want to put one up either. Anyways, in my first blog I didn't bring up the fact that I liked writing but I do. I think that it brings out a lot of things that you are feeling whether it is fiction or whatever. Maybe sometime next week I will post my first few chapters. Basically the story is about a girl who likes a boy and when she gets invited to a party of his she goes into his room and finds a box shaped like a heart. When she opens it there is a key; the key to open his heart... Pretty good, huh? I know. Well that's all I have depending on my schedule I will most likely blog tomorrow. But I will still blog on Wednesdays.
-Logan

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Uhm Hi there person infiltrating my personal life. I'm kidding. My name is Logan Ashley but everyone just calls me Logan. I am eleven about to turn twelve on February 22. I like puppies and just a few days ago I saw this website and just then my friend posted something. Her name is Genesis but I call her Gigi. Her website-type-thingy is called http://whatdoyouthinkabout2g.blogspot.com/. Just copy paste this into the URL to check her out. She is really quite cool and so am I. Uhm, what else do I like ? Oh yeah I like hangin', eatin (even though I'm like SUPER skinny all my friends tell me), I hate gym because people yell and get mad (can't lie I do too which is why I hate it, I hate being mad), like I said, I am an animal fanatic. Just a couple weeks ago my dog ran away and got hit by a car and broke his leg. YES, YES he's fine. I will try to post EVERY week. Preferably Wednesday, I am less busy then. But until next Wednesday you will have to wait. I will also try to post funny pics and sthuff  so watch out for that.
P.S. Happy Valentines Day !!
-Logan